The Annoying Husband

Get Sweaty

Our very own Paul Natonek is featured in the  new Adidas Gym Myth Series.  Just LOOK at those MUSCLES!  Mmmmmhhhmmmm.

Check it out and remember the only healthy way to get fit is lots of exercise and a steady diet of Rigor Tortoise shorts.

The Ghost Who Can’t Grab Things

Name Calling

We were recently going through some early files and found the list of names we made back when we were deciding what to name our new team.

The list of potential names for our team:

10am w/ a hangover
Baby Jessica
Big Puppy
Blitzing Punters
Butter Bike
Dawn
Dr. Dahkter
Face Plant
Late for Dinner
Neighborhood Watch
Nursing Hangovers
Rathbone
Rigor Tortoise
Saturday Mornings
The Last Show
The Members
The Pecan Sandy’s
The Stockers
Two Leg Mutt

There is no big story on how Rigor Tortoise won out over the others.  We voted and that was the one we liked the most.  Looking at this list, there wasn’t much competition.  It’s hard to imagine what this team would look like now if we had gone with Big Puppy or The Members.  I kinda’ like Butter Bike.

In the end, we simply ARE Rigor Tortoise.

Fun RT Trivia:  It was Dustin Sterling who suggested the name in the first place.

-Greg

NASCAR – Never Ask Sacred Cows About Rigors?

Hey Blog Readers!

Guess who appeared in a stellar NASCAR commercial?  You guessed right, Justin Johnson.  Holla at it if you gots a min.  This is just the first prong in a multi-prong attack on mass spectator sports.  Look for Turtles everywhere…including under the bleachers and at the foot of your bed.

Big Dee – little ay – double ell – ay – ess

We’ve been invited to play at the first ever Dallas Comedy Fest! We are honored and excited to be a part of this budding community of comedy and this brand new festival.

If you are a fan in the Texas/Oklahoma area and want to catch our show, mark your calendars for
SATURDAY MARCH 27th at 10PM.

The fest is taking place at the new Dallas Comedy House which is located in Deep Ellum at 2645 Commerce Street in Dallas, TX 75226.

More info at

www.facebook.com/pages/The-Dallas-Comedy-Festival/358354730520?ref=ts

We will keep you updated with ticket info as we know more.

We hope to see you on the road.

Things They Didn’t Say: Martin Luther Edition

Martin Luther was a priest and theology professor who started the Protestant Reformation by writing The Ninety-Five Theses.

Here are some things he never said:

1) Am I disqualified if I only run over one of the cones?

2) Friday night is, and will always be, Mac and Cheese night.

3) This carpet reminds me of Natalie’s house.

4) My favorite book of the Bible is Book Seven. Which ever one that one is.

5) Feel these abs.

The Rigor Blog Archive

Want to read what we were up to before this magic moment?

go here: http://rigortortoise.tumblr.com/

Rigor Tortoise

The combined efforts 6 dead turtles.

Rigor Tortoise Proceed to Blog

This is truly a historical event.