Answering Movie Title Questions

Justin Reviews An Indie Album Based On Its Indie Cover Art

This week’s album review:

The Morning Benders

“Big Echo”

The Morning Benders:

Yo Monet, we’re gonna dig your body up, bring you back to life, make you watch Jaws, then do an album cover for us with your crickety zombie arms, so it won’t be totally your style, but alright.

Monet:

(silent…because he’s still dead)

The Morning Benders:

We shouldn’t tell you that until you’re back to life.

REVIEW:

I dig Jaws inspired album covers made by famed impressionist zombies. I’ll probably buy this.

NASCAR – Never Ask Sacred Cows About Rigors?

Hey Blog Readers!

Guess who appeared in a stellar NASCAR commercial?  You guessed right, Justin Johnson.  Holla at it if you gots a min.  This is just the first prong in a multi-prong attack on mass spectator sports.  Look for Turtles everywhere…including under the bleachers and at the foot of your bed.